March 2012
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Alan: I had a young, hot girlfriend who fulfilled all my sexual desires.
Charlie: How many desires are we talking about?
Alan: Just the one. You know... for sex.
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Raj: You know you have to make compromises.
Howard: Yes, but my compromises are about which bedspread to buy or whose turn it is to do the laundry, Bernadette's or my mom's.
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Bernadette: The nuns always chaperoned the dances at my high school. They used to make us leave room between us for the Holy Spirit.
Howard: Hindus do the same thing. Except they leave room for a cow.
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Leonard: Once you open the box, it loses its value.
Penny: Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. Gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it.
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“Matchmaking. Very smart move, son. Much better than marrying for love.”
– Raj’s father
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Raj: I'm not gay. If anything, I'm metrosexual.
Raj's father: What's that?
Raj: It means I like women as well as their skin-care products.
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Raj: Hello, Mummy, Daddy. How are you?
Raj's mother: Pretty good. Can't complain.
Raj's father: I'm sure you can. Just give it a minute.
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“I hate wedding receptions. I wish the bride and groom would take a cue from...”
– Sheldon Cooper
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disneyydreams:
No questions for me I guess. People have better things to do than be on Tumblr, like myself, late on a Friday night xD
#forever a loser
No, Disney, I am a loser too! :D
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Not sure if horny
or the dashboard men are getting hotter.
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Jake: Do you know anything about geometry?
Kandi: Well, I know it's what you say when you turn into a tree. Get it? "Gee, I'm a tree".
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“Did you know they actually have a little machine that shoots the cheese into the...”
– Alan Harper
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